Tuesday, November 30, 2010

National Policy vs National Response

I know these political jokes have been done to death but we haven't done any of them not even to hurt slightly. I present to you all what is exactly going on. I'm sleepy right now otherwise I'd have written a rousing article that'd change the course of history, it will have abated by the time I wake up but know that it would have been a humdinger.
Note: It's censored, the whole "taking offense to implication" doesn't apply here.


So....on your marks...click set...view...enjoy...comment when you're done enjoying 

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Objectivity

I bet you can see this one directly without the clicking, so go directlying to viewing, commenting and enjoying (click if you're using a resolution WAAAY beyond human comprehension)

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Rules

Welcome to our humble website (we are humble like concrete is pliable) this grants us the confidence to lay down some rules for posting on the website and a brief description of why they’re there:
This is a place for comedy, someone is bound to get insulted but we prefer to keep our ears clean and our keyboards that much cleaner. So if anything we or someone else says gives you the inexplicable urge to pound your keyboard flat with your forehead please, go right ahead, just make sure you look up before you draw your last breath to make sure there are:
    • No Links to Adult sites/forums
    • No Sexual, Racial and Religious Slurs (so important, we’ll write it again in bold caps with and an underline)
    • NO SEXUAL, RACIAL AND RELIGIOUS SLURS (We will block you so hard even inanimate objects will judge you)
    • Avoid political debates unless the topic calls for it.
    • If you copy anything from us, the least you could do is link it back to us (while the most you could do is sign your living wills over in our names)
    • If you have any ideas, jokes or stories you’d like to share, we will give you full credit and can (if you wish) make a donation (whatever we can afford at the time) to charity in your name.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Talking in song

This post is somewhat an inspiration (note: not a rip-off) from a segment they had in Whose Line is it Anyway? Every now and then (more then than now) I tend to do things like Movie quotes not working in certain circumstances and  Misplaced Emotions in the interest of continuing which I present to you: If people used songs to converse. The drill ladies and...other gender is:

Click, View, Enjoy, Comment (commenting optional, but know that I tend to cry easily when people don't pay attention to me)

Songs used are (from left to right in the comic): Stairway to Heaven, Suzie Q and This


Friday, November 12, 2010

Laziness is contagious

Don't Click, Don't View, Don't Comment but Enjoy (challenge extended)

 

Kids these days

Click (with a mouse), View (also with a mouse), Comment (if you're into that sort of thing, we don't judge), Enjoy