National Policy vs National Response

I know these political jokes have been done to death but we haven't done any of them not even to hurt slightly. I present to you all what is exactly going on. I'm sleepy right now otherwise I'd have written a rousing article that'd change the course of history, it will have abated by the time I wake up but know that it would have been a humdinger.
Note: It's censored, the whole "taking offense to implication" doesn't apply here.

So....on your marks...click set...view...enjoy...comment when you're done enjoying 

Objectivity

I bet you can see this one directly without the clicking, so go directlying to viewing, commenting and enjoying (click if you're using a resolution WAAAY beyond human comprehension)

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Talking in song

This post is somewhat an inspiration (note: not a rip-off) from a segment they had in Whose Line is it Anyway? Every now and then (more then than now) I tend to do things like Movie quotes not working in certain circumstances and  Misplaced Emotions in the interest of continuing which I present to you: If people used songs to converse. The drill ladies and...other gender is:

Click, View, Enjoy, Comment (commenting optional, but know that I tend to cry easily when people don't pay attention to me)

Songs used are (from left to right in the comic): Stairway to Heaven, Suzie Q and This

Laziness is contagious

Don't Click, Don't View, Don't Comment but Enjoy (challenge extended)

 

Kids these days

Click (with a mouse), View (also with a mouse), Comment (if you're into that sort of thing, we don't judge), Enjoy

Sesame Street taught us all the wrong lessons

 Click, View, Comment, Enjoy (What? You expect a creative announcement everytime? Leechers)

Now here's what happens when you watch too much sesame street (Thanks Eee Jay for the idea)

Singing from the heart

This post is a gamer thing, if you're not one or haven't ever been one this one's not for you, might I recommend www.iamanidiot.com for your lack of understanding to gaming kind?

Cl_ck, V_ _w, c_mm_nt, _nj_y (Fill in the vowels)

Monarchy

Without touching any hardware:

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Note: The kid looks a lot like Stewie so naturally this was in the offing

Also Note: I am working on some paper and stuff, so I'm not really trying to be funny today, if I am then your sense of humor needs realignment, I'd recommend reading more of Seanbaby and Bizaro and if neither page is available, look at your lives, I bet you're laughing now (blunt I know, stop crying).

Lack of follow through

I know I've run one of those sleeping gags before but I just had to put this picture to good use, plus I think I am hitting borderline garfield territory here, none the less:

on your marks, get set ...Click, View forget Enjoying life is short, move on

 

The harder decisions in life

You'll need powertools for the following:

 

Click (Jackhammer), View (Telescope), Enjoy (Chainsaw) and Commenting is optional (also chainsaw...or possibly a low impact drill)

Inanimate Objects giving comebacks

Click, View, donate to the "Save an idiot foundation", Enjoy

 

Sad and Counting

Click, Enjoy, Comment and do all of that without actually viewing, I dare you

Misplaced Emotions

Click, View, ponder the wonder of sight (on your own time), Enjoy

Work Ethic

You'll notice the common theme here is lack of work ethic...this can be credited to the recently concluded holiday season around here so I am on edge...nothing a good night's sleep won't cure but I have more important things to do than sleep, like complain to my concerned friends about how lack of sleep is ruining my life.

I was thinking of a font overhaul, but this is all I get, so Tahoma seems better than the other options (or comic sans if it were an option...stupid Blogger template)

Click, View, let it cool for 15 minutes....Enjoy